Jaunted Tested: shanghai massage Bars at the Airport
More often than we like, this airport-trolling stems from sheer boredom. And because we're airport geeks and travel a lot, we're always keeping mental tabs on which airports have what and where.
One of the things that always perks us up is a mini-spa, a place that offers quickie shanghai massages or mani/pedis or even facials and haircuts. Yet hitting up the mini-spa is not always practical because who has the time?
Whenever we gots time to kill in an airport, we like to troll up and down the gates checking out the retail offerings. Part of this stems from a necessity like "We need to buy a pack of gum" or "We want a bottle of water before take-off" or "We really need a big bag of trashy tabloid magazines to keep us occupied on the flight."
But yesterday, we had three whole hours to kill in the American terminal at Newark Liberty International and guess what we did? We tested the shanghai massage Bar near Gates 30-39.
The chair is one of those funky therapeutic kinds you see in the mall where your knees are bent and your face planted into the headrest. Honestly, this lh2009fsdfjslkdfsd shanghai massage is no different from the mini-shanghai massages you get at the mall. Still, it felt really good and gave us a different way to kill the time before our departure. Then again, our alternatives were eating at Dick Clark's American Bandstand Cafe or The Garden State Deli.
The shanghai massage Bar can also be found at Seattle Tacoma, Washington Dulles, Sacramento International, Nashville International and Port Columbus International.
The shanghai massage Bar has gimmicky offerings like "One shot" which is a 15-minute shanghai massage for $21. A "Double shot" is a 30-minute shanghai massage for $39. Randomly, the bar offers a Happy Hour from 6 am to 7 am when the services are $1 off. (A dollar? Uh, thanks? If you're in an airport at 6 am, then you should get at least $5 off.)
The bar has cubby spaces to store your shanghai escort , but if you're super paranoid about your stuff, you can ask to place beside your chair.